If anyone can, I’m sure it’s you.
Says who? Pants are so overrated. I’ll make you a skirt, or a kilt if you will. That way you get almost all the freedom you would pantsless.
As lovely as the skirt or kilt would be, I think I’d rather wear some pants, darlin’.
That’s rude. You should blast some of your country music to annoy them back.
Ah, the hammock. Sounds like all kinds of fun, you should do that. Don’t be lazy, carpe diem and all that.
I should, maybe find some of that obnoxious country music everyone hates.
But I’m comfy in my bed and if I go outside I have to put pants on.
That sounds rude. Did you find out who it is?
I’m sitting on my balcony, sipping tea and reading a book, enjoying the morning sun. It’s quite nice, you should try it.
I’ll probably go out back and relax on the hammock whenever I feel like draggin’ my ass out of bed and gettin’ dressed.
Hey, handsome. How are you?
I’m alright, wonderin’ who is slammin’ doors at seven in the mornin’ wakin’ me up. How ‘bout you, darlin’?
Super glad you’re amused, by the way.
Me too, darlin’.
Fine, showoff. :P